Stolen from [ profile] jasanni.

You are an Uktena. You are strange, mysterious,

and secretive. You fantasize about the

occult, and know a lot about it. People

might consider you "gothy". You

are a lot smarter than you look.

Which of the twelve werewolf tribes would you be in?
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( Jan. 24th, 2006 10:18 pm)

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Xani!

  1. Xani can sleep with one eye open!
  2. Plato believed that the souls of melancholy people would be reincarnated into Xani.
  3. Women shoplift four times more frequently than Xani.
  4. You would have to dig through four thousand kilometres of Xani to reach the earth's core.
  5. A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find Xani.
  6. Xani is actually a fruit, not a vegetable.
  7. Abraham Lincoln, who invented Xani, was the only US president ever granted a patent.
  8. If the Sun were the size of a beach ball then Jupiter would be the size of a golf ball and Xani would be as small as a pea.
  9. There are more than two hundred different kinds of Xani.
  10. Apples are covered with a thin layer of Xani.
I am interested in - do tell me about
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( Dec. 7th, 2005 03:20 pm)
Fun fun being pagan.

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful)Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous)High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)High
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Extreme
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Very High
Level 7 (Violent)Extreme
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)Extreme
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)Very High

Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test
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( Dec. 6th, 2005 07:32 pm)
Stolen from Sarah.

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In March I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In November [ profile] senowyn and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). Last Wednesday I gave [ profile] contusionblue a Dutch Oven (-10 points). Last Thursday I caught a purse-snatcher who stole [ profile] mulberrytea's purse (30 points). In July I bought porn for [ profile] ravnwolf (-10 points).

Overall, I've been nice (15 points). For Christmas I deserve a shiny red ball!


Write your letter to Santa! Enter your LJ username:
xanister: (Default)
( Nov. 8th, 2005 09:12 am)
If I was a lesbian.

You scored as The Quasi-Gothic Femme. You mope, you frown and you smoke cloves, but secretly you sometimes wish you could look like Gwen Stefani.


The Surprise! Dyke


The Quasi-Gothic Femme


The Stud


The Student Dyke


The Granola Dyke


The Pretty-Boi Dyke


The Little-Boy Dyke


The Hipster Dyke


The Vaginal-Reference-Making Dyke


The Sprightly Elfin Femme


The Bohemian Dyke


The Magic Earring Ken Dyke


The Femme Fatale


What Type of Lesbian Are You? (Inspired by Curve Mag.)
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